Mail of The Year : True Love Story
A boy and a girl were in love. When the girl’s father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.
The girl’s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them . At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper… Her father said “If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly.” So in this way, their love won and they returned home.
The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot… The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock..
The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly. Two nights later, the girl’s mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter’s dress as soon as possible.. But her mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the same dream , he also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.
This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.. She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.
The old lady woke her up…. and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl. She asked “What is this…?” The old lady replied
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I know how you all are feeling now… I have been through this too. I’m also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me keep smiling !!!!!! and Keep Forwarding This message to your friends!!!
Tintumon Revolution
DOSA
Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa
NO FREEZE LIQUID
Teacher: ‘Name a liquid that will not freeze”
Tintumon: ‘Hot water’
10 BOARD EXAM
After writing 10th standard board exam 10 times and failing repeatedly, Tintumon send his PEN to the examination board with a note
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“Surrendered!”
MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Tintumon: I went to your house to talk about our marriage… I dont think its going to work out…
Tintumol :Why, did you meet my dad ?
Tintumon: No, I met your sister.
CHASE
Tintumol: Why do you boys chase girls if u have no plans of marrying them??
Tintumon: For fun…Do you think people run behind buses only because they want a ride ?
REVENGE
Achan: My dear son…..What do u do to releave ur sorrows after i scold u ?
Tintumon: I wash my toilet
Achan: How does that help u??
Tintumon: I clean it with your toothbrush!!!
BEGGAR
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ??
PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
Professor: “i dont understand anything”
Tintumon: “same 2 you”
MOTHER
Father to Tintumon: Why can’t you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
BHAKSHANAM
Tintumon: ‘Papa.. i want to tell you one thing ..’
Father: “You should not speak while eating…’
(After eating)
Father: Ok… now tell?
Tintumon: There was a lizard in your food ,papa…!!!!!!
LKG-TINTUMON
Teacher :
“To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare) ”
Tintumon : “Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)…….. ”
CHEMISTRY
Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : “Filomina” …… {Name of a famous actoress(comedian) in Mollywood}
DINESHAN
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon: Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan {the nation}
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Diplomacy at its best!
Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are travelling
in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The
women and Manmohan are sitting there looking
perplexed.
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from
an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and
nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharaf
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia
instead and got slapped.
Musharaf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
if this train goes through another tunnel I will make
another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again
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"Not My Job" AWARD.
Presenting THIS YEAR’S “Not My Job” AWARD
And the winner is …..
National Highway Department (Painting Division)
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Nice Thought for the Day
Entrepreneurs don’t need degrees like lawyers and doctors do. They are credentialed by virtue of their track record. The first startup is hard but if they make that one work, they end up with something much better than a college degree. They have a notch in their belt. They’ve got a track record of success. Even if the first one is a failure, I’d say that they’ve got something more than a degree. They’ve shown they can start something from nothing, build a team, a product, and maybe even a business
Itz a snap from http://www.avc.com/a_vc/2009/02/one-thing-you-dont-need-to-be-an-entrepreneur-a-college-degree.html . read more from there :)
“My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that “WTF” means “Wow, That’s Funny” and has been using it all over the internet.”
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