February 2010
1 post
December 2009
2 posts
Mail of The Year : True Love Story
A boy and a girl were in love. When the girl’s father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.
The girl’s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them . At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home...
Tintumon Revolution
dkris:
DOSA Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated Tintumon: Dosa NO FREEZE LIQUID Teacher: ‘Name a liquid that will not freeze” Tintumon: ‘Hot water’ 10 BOARD EXAM After writing 10th standard board exam 10 times and failing repeatedly, Tintumon send his PEN to the examination board with a note . . . . . . . “Surrendered!” MARRIAGE PROPOSAL Tintumon: I...
May 2009
2 posts
Diplomacy at its best!
dkris:
Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are travelling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and...
"Not My Job" AWARD.
sathyabhat:
Presenting THIS YEAR’S “Not My Job” AWARD And the winner is ….. National Highway Department (Painting Division)
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April 2009
1 post
5 Essential Plugins for Multi-Author Wordpress... →
sathyabhat:
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March 2009
4 posts
Nice Thought for the Day
Entrepreneurs don’t need degrees like lawyers and doctors do. They are credentialed by virtue of their track record. The first startup is hard but if they make that one work, they end up with something much better than a college degree. They have a notch in their belt. They’ve got a track record of success. Even if the first one is a failure, I’d say that they’ve got...
February 2009
1 post
“My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that “WTF” means “Wow,...”
– One Sentence archive - story #2566 (via sathyabhat)
January 2009
3 posts
My name is Ramalinga Raju
Take tone of My name is Anthony Gonsalves from Amar Akbar Anthony and sing this song……………………………………………… My name is Ramalinga Raju main Satyam ka Lootera (Thief) hoon Khaate (Accounts) hai khaali, Balance sheets jaali (fake) satyam employees ki bhi watt laga daali .. jisko bhi yaad aaye,...
December 2008
15 posts
Haircut: Mail Junk
freya:
THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON…. ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES: ‘I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.’ THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP. NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A ‘THANK YOU’ CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR. A...
Funny Song that I hear this year :)
“(11:57:23 PM) amit kadam kadam: hi
(11:57:37 PM) amit kadam kadam: do u need...”
– (via sathyabhat)
Teacher threatens to call the cops over Linux →
sathyabhat:
A teacher has threatened to call the police after finding students using Linux in her classroom. She went mad in a letter to the HeliOS Project threatening to report it to the police for distributing…
“Parvinder and Habib are beggars in UK. They beg in different areas of...”
– Email Forward (via sathyabhat)
“God was in the process of creating the universe.
And he was explaining to his...”
– Email forward (via sathyabhat)
“Last week, a hapless victim fell prey to the overenthusiastic Bombay’s local...”
– Only local train passengers in Mumbai will know how helpful commuters try to be. [Email Forward] (via sathyabhat)
Great Thoughts [Email Forward]
sathyabhat:
"Each night when I go to sleep I die, and next morning when I wake up I am reborn again" - M K Gandhi "Each night when I go to sleep I am reborn and next morning when I wake up I am dead again" - Software Engineers
November 2008
28 posts
A brilliant South Indian in USA [Email Forward]
sathyabhat:
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, ‘Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: ‘Patrick Henry, 1775’ he said. ‘Very good!’ Who said ‘Government of...
An Incredible Story [Email Forward]
sathyabhat:
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant’s foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it....
21 Habits of a great Dictator →
quizmaster:
Yes! You get it right. You must have heard little kids saying that they want to be engineer, doctor, spider-man or Cinderella [One of my friend Raju (I am not changing name…
TYPES OF CONDOMS
PEPSODENT CONDOM—RAAT BHAR DHISHUM DHISHUM COLGATE CONDOM—YEH HAI HAMARA SURAKSHA CHAKRA FL CONDOM—RAAT BHAR NIKHAR (NO LIGHT REQUIRED) NOKIA CONDOMS—CONNECTING PEOPLE MRF CONDOMS—EXTRA RUBBER EXTRA MILEAGE MOOV CONDOMS—AH SE AHAA TAK MIRINDA CONDOM—ZOR KA JHATKA DHIRE SE LAGE LUX CONDOMS—FILMI SITARON KI PASAND PHILIPS CONDOM—LETS MAKE THINGS BETTER ONIDA CONDOM—NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS...
Any one hav full song of it ?? any one...
