October 2008
52 posts
Conversation between a software engineer and his...
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad�s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
Email Forward: A Software Engineer's feelings........
vikasmurthy:
It was raining heavily outside. Dark clouds gathered in the sky and nature was in its ominous best. I took a break from my work and went to the pantry to grab a cup of coffee. I had a sip and went near the window to see the rain pouring down heavily outside the glass structure. I was inside our huge office building, unruffled by even the fierceness of the nature.
Through the heavy...
Tumblr theme links
dkris:
Wondering where to find some cool tumblog themes.
Here are a couple of links that you might want to check out.
http://customthemes.tumblr.com/ http://allthemes.tumblr.com/ http://freethemes.tumblr.com/ http://heather-rivers.com/post/30228374/tumblr-themes
Apart from these if you would like to shell out a couple of bucks then check this out:
http://tumblize.com/
Google Hindi Translation is Sometimes Funny →
sathyabhat:
chupchap:
Shared by Unseen Google Hindi to English translates Hindi into English, quite literally :)
Google Hindi to English Translation suggests this funny translation of “आप हिन्दी समझते है ?” (do…
I believe Labnol had posted this
Smelling Good
sathyabhat:
suksy:
The newly married wife goes to the store to buy personal things for the husband. She inquires about the deodorant for the men. The salesman asks, “Do you want the ball type.”
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The wife says, “No this is for his underarms.”
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Complex India
sathyabhat:
the100rabh:
Few Facts
Bengali One Bengali = poet. Two Bengalis = a film society. Three Bengalis = political party. Four Bengalis = two political parties. More than four Bengali’s = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team
Bihari One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis = caste killing. Four Biharis = entire literate...
Bill Gates launches new company →
sathyabhat:
vikasmurthy:
Gates at it again?
Yup, Billy G can’t stay Idle
Windows Music :)
Neave Planetarium ...the sky in your web browser →
(via sathyabhat)
Species in Bangalore
sathyabhat:
dkris:
Post Courtesy:VRK(My Friend)
Here are the different kinds of Species that “Co-Exist” in Bangalore Truck Drivers: You usually don’t get to see them directly because they sit somewhere at an altitude. You can however identify the cabin crew by a frantically waving hand on the non-driver side. This hand belongs to a crew-member called ‘cleaner’ and all scholastic efforts till...
Rock on remix for S/w Professionals
sidsenclave:
Inspired by Rock on song here A song CODE ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Code Kya Kehta Hai Mera Kya Main Bataoon Tester Samjhe Shayad Main Pagal Hoon Code Kya Kehta Hai Mera Kya Main Bataoon PL samjhe ki Shayad Main genius Hoon Dil Karta Hai cubicle me apni seatpar khada ho Jaoon Chilla Chilla Ke Main Ye Sabse Kehdoon Code On… Hai Ye Client Ka Ishaara Code On… Requirement...
Email Forward: Good Bye Daddy
vikasmurthy:
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, Told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying “God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.” The father asked, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?” The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing todo.” The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a...
Mallu Joke [ Don't mind people plz :P ]
~ What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called? IngumDax ~ Where did the Malayali study? In the ko-liage. ~ Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? He is very bissi. ~ Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff. ~ Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff? To yearn meney. ~ What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire? He zimbly jembd out...
I'm Glad I'm a Man
I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don’t shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don’t pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don’t wax my pubes so I can wear shorts I use my turn signal, I understand sports Man, I’m glad I’m a man, man Tell you the reason I am I don’t go through a...
Letter To God !!
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. “Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday....
“Q> why delhi is a male city (maha nagar) and mumbai is female city(maha...”
“Love is like cigar……..it starts with fire….continues with...”
If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines
sathyabhat:
UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building. Air DOS Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push...
Bewade Zameen Par !!
Colour illusion →
smaran:
inky:
See a greyscale image in colour!
Salman in Heaven !!!
Aamir Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, Aamir accidentally...
Amazing Bathroom Floor
vikasmurthy:
IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY on the tenth floor…. YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING A BIT…(not that you would…) AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM. You open the door…. NOW, REMEMBER,THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY…..DOESN’T IT? Scroll down sloooooooowly…..
Email Forward: For all the workaholics
vikasmurthy:
An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says, ‘I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!’ ‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams. ‘We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,’ the old man says. ‘We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of...
Email Forward: A Difficult Judgement
vikasmurthy:
In a small town in India, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which was right opposite to the Temple. The Temple & its congregation started a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business. Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it...
Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy :-)
sathyabhat:
During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting: Raman: Narayan, I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week. Narayan: oh! Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell? Narayan: No Raman: He’s the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this. The next day, the same discussion took place: Raman: Do you know who...
If you think you get crappy email forwards then...
sathyabhat:
This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck. She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar . Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone.You can never see her without her handphone. In fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be...
Phone from College :
This month I my attandance in college was short. So they called my home. Luckily I was at home that time and I was the one who recieved it.
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Trin Trin....Trin Trin...Trin Trin...Click (hehe..Its sound effect..in text : p )
Me: Hello?
Teacher: Hello sir, I am from SSIT college, may I take 5 minutes from your precious time?
Me: Eh. No...?
Teacher: Yes sir?
Me: Boliye... (Speak...) [in deep harsh voice]
Teacher: Sir, Ashwin have short attandance. 70% to be exact... [pause]
Me: ......
Teacher: Sir.....?
Me: So?
Teacher: eehh.. Sir you have to cooperate with institution. Afterall its question of your kid's future.
Me: He says you teach nothing in college. You don't even have proper faculty for Software Engineering subject. Ab aise me baccha aur kya karega?
Teacher: Sir we are trying our best to solve our student's problems...
Me: really?
Teacher: Sir our college is best in city.
Me: So I hope you will solve student's problems... Afterall its question of my kid's future.
Teacher: Yes Sir.
/// *** call disconnect *** ///
Mom: Sonu, who was on phone?
Me: Some silly telemarketing guy mamma... No worries..Sab samjhaa diyaa.. XD XD XD
(No More Bunking college now though..I need atleast 75% attandence.)
Setting up BSNL ADSL in Ubuntu
sathyabhat:
quizmaster:
OK, Good Morning, Good Evening, Good Everything, Here I am your host Ashwin Saxena…. (Someone from Behind: Its a blog, not your radio show!!!). Oh OK…Sorry I got carried away :p
Today we will cook learn how to Setup BSNL ADSL net connection if you are using bridged mode in your router. Note the ingredients. (Ahhhh! too much cookery shows.. :( )
So 1st thing 1st… Note...
Mail Junk: Ball Tak Rey!
freya:
A cricket match was in progress between the Aussies & Indians at Wankhede Stadium. Bal Thackrey was sitting in the balcony watching it. He’s very happy that the Pakies are not there. Suddenly Sachin hits a sixer to McGrath and the ball lands up just Next to Bal Thackrey’s seat. McGrath shouts, ‘Hey! Gimme the ball.’ Thackrey shouts back, ‘Yey , Marathit bol.’ McGrath doesn’t understand...
“A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven’s Gates.
Ahead...”
– Email Forward (via sathyabhat)
Email Forward: Unsolicited Calls
vikasmurthy:
Here is an article from a colleague.. Very interesting especially the last conversation.
How often do you get a call and hear a lilting voice say, “Hi! I am Pooja calling from XYZ bank. Sir, we are offering free platinum credit card to our customers. Are you interested?” (uttered in a single breath) And you think, “Oh no, not again!” You politely (or rudely) reply, “Sorry, I am not...