September 2008
23 posts
The Ant And The Grasshopper: Mail Junk
freya:
An Old Story: The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. New Indian Version: The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer...
Governance systems
sathyabhat:
As a daily habit Pintu was reading newspaper. Suddenly he asked his father, ” Dad! What does it mean by ‘Governance System’ ? ” “It’s like…” father said while thinking, “See! I earn and bring money to home, mean’s I am a ‘Money Holder’. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is ‘Government’. That maid in our home is doing all the household works,...
Special Treat By our Akki Bhaya to a Clicker...
deadman4help: free 4 clix
akshay joshi: thanks
akshay joshi: send urs
deadman4help: k same 2 u
akshay joshi: send urs blog
deadman4help: ya
akshay joshi:
deadman4help: themobilephonestore.blogspot.com
1 main ad & 10 imp by post visit only
deadman4help: urs?
akshay joshi: fuckmenot.com
akshay joshi: 2 fucks and 10 blowjobs
deadman4help: is this 4 real?
akshay joshi: yup
deadman4help: man u shudnt do that
deadman4help: i had sum1 ready 4 clix
akshay joshi: only man can do it
deadman4help: anyways thnx 4 the offer
deadman4help: bye tc
akshay joshi: wait
akshay joshi: should i click ur blog for 30 times ?
akshay joshi:
akshay joshi: u will earn more
Chat Log with Akshay [ I was Acting As Bot ]
Akki: what do i need to know that also
ME: Request Failed Plz try later
Akki: ohh so u r doing developement
Akki: god good
ME: Command Not Found
Akki: Oledb exception was thrown
ME: Command Not Found
Akki: fatal eror please dont try again
ME: Command Not Found
Akki: sex not done
ME: Command Not Found
Akki: please ejaculate again
ME: Command Not Found
Akki: select * from Kunal (kkg_mjh) gautam where sex=male;
ME: Remote Server Timed out
ME: Connection Failed
Akki: make sure u have enough rights and try againMake
Akki: "akshaycjoshi" user not found
ME: Connection Failed
Akki: Connection sucks
ME: Connection Failed
Akki: desibaba.com
ME: Server Busy Try Again Later
Akki: desimama.com
ME: Server Time Out
Akki: adultfriendfinder.com
ME: Too Many Process
“The Advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good...”
The Aging Explorer
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the...
Breakking Up with your GirlFriend :P →
“Mona ko bhi chahiye ab BIS hallmark wala Sona”
“Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk”
Rent For Apartment
A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT”. On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole...
HTTP vs Indian Penal Code.
pratham:
What’s common between HTTP status codes and the Indian Penal Code
Code HTTP IPC 204 No Content Destruction of evidence 301 Moved Permanently Culpable homicide 305 Use Proxy Abutment of suicide 307 Temporary Redirect Attempt to murder 402 Payment Required Assembling for dacoity 410 ...
This Is my RingTone/SingTone . Ilove it tooo much...
Innocent Prayers
freya:
Courtesy: Miss.Skeleton’s forwarded mails.
PLEASE GOD, TURN ME INTO A SUPER-GEEK. THERE’S NO ADVANTAGE OF BEING A NON-GEEK ANYWAY NOW.
This is what happen when VIM assistant will be...
This is what going to happen when MS office assistant is introduced in VIM editor !!!
The Bath Tub Test!
sathyabhat:
It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. ************** During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the...