November 2008
28 posts
Welcome to the "Stock" Market
sathyabhat:
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs.10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at Rs.10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs.20. This...
Convert Scanned PDF Documents to Text with Google... →
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October 2008
52 posts
Conversation between a software engineer and his...
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad�s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
Email Forward: A Software Engineer's feelings........
vikasmurthy:
It was raining heavily outside. Dark clouds gathered in the sky and nature was in its ominous best. I took a break from my work and went to the pantry to grab a cup of coffee. I had a sip and went near the window to see the rain pouring down heavily outside the glass structure. I was inside our huge office building, unruffled by even the fierceness of the nature.
Through the heavy...
Tumblr theme links
dkris:
Wondering where to find some cool tumblog themes.
Here are a couple of links that you might want to check out.
http://customthemes.tumblr.com/ http://allthemes.tumblr.com/ http://freethemes.tumblr.com/ http://heather-rivers.com/post/30228374/tumblr-themes
Apart from these if you would like to shell out a couple of bucks then check this out:
http://tumblize.com/
Google Hindi Translation is Sometimes Funny →
sathyabhat:
chupchap:
Shared by Unseen Google Hindi to English translates Hindi into English, quite literally :)
Google Hindi to English Translation suggests this funny translation of “आप हिन्दी समझते है ?” (do…
I believe Labnol had posted this
Smelling Good
sathyabhat:
suksy:
The newly married wife goes to the store to buy personal things for the husband. She inquires about the deodorant for the men. The salesman asks, “Do you want the ball type.”
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The wife says, “No this is for his underarms.”
XD
Complex India
sathyabhat:
the100rabh:
Few Facts
Bengali One Bengali = poet. Two Bengalis = a film society. Three Bengalis = political party. Four Bengalis = two political parties. More than four Bengali’s = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team
Bihari One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis = caste killing. Four Biharis = entire literate...
Bill Gates launches new company →
sathyabhat:
vikasmurthy:
Gates at it again?
Yup, Billy G can’t stay Idle
Windows Music :)
Neave Planetarium ...the sky in your web browser →
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