Kunal Gautam's World !!!

Feb 05

“My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that “WTF” means “Wow, That’s Funny” and has been using it all over the internet.” — One Sentence archive - story #2566 (via sathyabhat)

Jan 31

Gmail can harm ur Computer LOL

My name is Ramalinga Raju

Take tone of My name is Anthony Gonsalves from Amar Akbar Anthony and sing this song………………………………………………

My name is Ramalinga Raju
main Satyam ka Lootera (Thief) hoon
Khaate (Accounts) hai khaali, Balance sheets jaali (fake)
satyam employees ki bhi watt laga daali
..
jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye
jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye
..
Hyderabad police chowki, jholi(ssorry…kholi) number 420 

ACCUSE ME PLEASE

abhi abhi jail ke andar ek company kholi hai, aji kholi hai,haan
haankholi
hai
investors ne bhi lagayi bad chad kar boli hai, haan boli hai, haan haan
boli hai
jailor bhi raazi, qaidi bhi raazi
Jab tak chalegi yeh jaalsaazi
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jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye
jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye
..
.Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry…kholi) number 420 


ACCUSE ME PLEASE

Obama Fair and Lovely Effect [ Mail Forward ]

Dec 31

Haircut: Mail Junk

freya:

THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON….

ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE  GOES TO PAY
THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES:

‘I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I
AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.’

THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.

NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,

THERE IS A ‘THANK YOU’ CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

A POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER  AFTER THE
CUT..

BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: ‘I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM  YOU. I AM
DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.

THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.

THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD
AND A DOZEN DONUTS ARE WAITING AT HIS DOOR.
AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE
BARBER AFTER THE CUT.

BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: ‘I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM
DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE. ‘

THE INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES.

THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,

GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE…?

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CAN YOU GUESS?
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TRY TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.


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COME ON, THINK LIKE AN INDIAN……………..
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A DOZEN INDIANS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT!

Dec 25

sathyabhat:

Bush farewell Dinner :D

Dec 21

s4ur4bh:

New security levels for President Bush.

“(11:57:23 PM) amit kadam kadam: hi
(11:57:37 PM) amit kadam kadam: do u need hosting ?
(11:57:56 PM) sathya: no
(11:57:58 PM) sathya: have a vps
(11:58:04 PM) amit kadam kadam: ohhkkk
(11:58:07 PM) sathya: do YOU want hosting?” — (via sathyabhat)

Dec 16

Teacher threatens to call the cops over Linux -

sathyabhat:

A teacher has threatened to call the police after finding students using Linux in her classroom. She went mad in a letter to the HeliOS Project threatening to report it to the police for distributing…