Diplomacy at its best!
Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are travelling
in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The
women and Manmohan are sitting there looking
perplexed.
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from
an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and
nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharaf
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia
instead and got slapped.
Musharaf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
if this train goes through another tunnel I will make
another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again
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Nice Thought for the Day
Entrepreneurs don’t need degrees like lawyers and doctors do. They are credentialed by virtue of their track record. The first startup is hard but if they make that one work, they end up with something much better than a college degree. They have a notch in their belt. They’ve got a track record of success. Even if the first one is a failure, I’d say that they’ve got something more than a degree. They’ve shown they can start something from nothing, build a team, a product, and maybe even a business
Itz a snap from http://www.avc.com/a_vc/2009/02/one-thing-you-dont-need-to-be-an-entrepreneur-a-college-degree.html . read more from there :)
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abhi abhi jail ke andar ek company kholi hai, aji kholi hai,haan
haankholi
hai
investors ne bhi lagayi bad chad kar boli hai, haan boli hai, haan haan
boli hai
jailor bhi raazi, qaidi bhi raazi
Jab tak chalegi yeh jaalsaazi
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jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye
jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye
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ACCUSE ME PLEASE
