| This month I my attandance in college was short. So they called my home. Luckily I was at home that time and I was the one who recieved it. | |
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| Trin Trin....Trin Trin...Trin Trin...Click (hehe..Its sound effect..in text : | p ) |
| Me: | Hello? |
| Teacher: | Hello sir, I am from SSIT college, may I take 5 minutes from your precious time? |
| Me: | Eh. No...? |
| Teacher: | Yes sir? |
| Me: | Boliye... (Speak...) [in deep harsh voice] |
| Teacher: | Sir, Ashwin have short attandance. 70% to be exact... [pause] |
| Me: | ...... |
| Teacher: | Sir.....? |
| Me: | So? |
| Teacher: | eehh.. Sir you have to cooperate with institution. Afterall its question of your kid's future. |
| Me: | He says you teach nothing in college. You don't even have proper faculty for Software Engineering subject. Ab aise me baccha aur kya karega? |
| Teacher: | Sir we are trying our best to solve our student's problems... |
| Me: | really? |
| Teacher: | Sir our college is best in city. |
| Me: | So I hope you will solve student's problems... Afterall its question of my kid's future. |
| Teacher: | Yes Sir. |
| /// *** call disconnect *** /// | |
| Mom: | Sonu, who was on phone? |
| Me: | Some silly telemarketing guy mamma... No worries..Sab samjhaa diyaa.. XD XD XD |
| (No More Bunking college now though..I need atleast 75% attandence.) |