Mallu Joke [ Don’t mind people plz :P ]
~ What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called?
IngumDax
~ Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
~ Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
~ Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
~ Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
~ What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
~ Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
~ How does a Malayali spell moon?
Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
~ What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
~ What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
~ What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto
~ Where does he pray?
Temble
~ Who is Bruce Lee’s best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
~ Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala
~ Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying
the lungi
~ Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’
