Tuesday, Oct 28th, 2008 ↓
Conversation between a software engineer and his wife
| Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. | |
| Wife - would you like to have some snacks? | |
| Husband - hard disk full. | |
| Wife - have you brought the saree. | |
| Husband - Bad command or file name. | |
| Wife - but I told you about it in morning | |
| Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. | |
| Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary. | |
| Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. | |
| Wife - at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping. | |
| Husband - sharing violation, access denied. | |
| Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you. | |
| Husband - data type mismatch. | |
| Wife - you are useless. | |
| Husband - by default. | |
| Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? | |
| Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. | |
| Wife - what is the relation between you & your | |
| Receptionist? | |
| Husband - the only user with write permission. | |
| Wife - what is my value in your life? | |
| Husband - unknown virus detected. | |
| Wife - do you love me or your computer? | |
| Husband - Too many parameters. | |
| Wife - i will go to my dad�s house. | |
| Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will | |
| Close. | |
| Wife - I will leave you forever. | |
| Husband - close all programs and log out for another User. | |
| Wife - it is worthless talking to you. | |
| Husband - shut down the computer. | |
| Wife - I am going | |
| Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer |
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