Kunal Gautam's World !!!

"Please call me if you don’t receive this email."

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 11:54:42 +0530

“Please call me if you don’t receive this email.”

- (via clientsfromhell)

jmak: Thanks, Steve. Posting designs like this one makes me...

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:11:44 +0530

Thanks, Steve.

Posting designs like this one makes me paranoid, because I can’t shake the feeling that it’s not original. I enjoyed the process regardless, but please let me know if somebody else beat me to the idea!

Thoughts?

startupquote: Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t...

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 15:41:13 +0530

startupquote:

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful, that’s what matters to me.

- Steve Jobs

(Steve Jobs Special Issue #1)

Epic FML Story of Rajesh a.k.a Pandu

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 02:56:18 +0530

Epic FML Story of Rajesh a.k.a Pandu

Inorbit mall pics

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 22:27:57 +0530

Inorbit mall pics

"The website you made is infected with a virus! Every time I go to check my mail after visiting the..."

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 23:12:50 +0530

“The website you made is infected with a virus! Every time I go to check my mail after visiting the site, I get all kinds of porn! I tried going to hotmale.com on my daughter’s computer too and the problem persisted.”

blinkanditsover: koala reserve (by half girl)

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 23:06:34 +0530

blinkanditsover:

koala reserve (by half girl)

Audio

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 23:04:55 +0530

Photo

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 22:44:11 +0530

Photo

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 22:42:32 +0530

A Guide to ROFL

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 17:10:52 +0530

A Guide to ROFL

6ser.com : Pure, Awesomacious Videos

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:52:48 +0530

6ser.com : Pure, Awesomacious Videos

Effect of MNP, Airtel think I’m fool enough to switch...

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 19:06:25 +0530

Effect of MNP, Airtel think I’m fool enough to switch again to their network

So sucktel rejected my MNP Req on Contractual obligation LOL

Sat, 05 Feb 2011 17:07:30 +0530

So sucktel rejected my MNP Req on Contractual obligation LOL

Airtel’s response on cancellation of Port In request to...

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 11:14:59 +0530

Airtel’s response on cancellation of Port In request to Uninor.

inkv: The Original Calvin & Hobbes

Sun, 26 Dec 2010 23:57:02 +0530

inkv:

The Original Calvin & Hobbes

A song sung by ROHAN RATHORE from IIT Guwahati and he was...

Sat, 25 Dec 2010 13:34:00 +0530

A song sung by ROHAN RATHORE from IIT Guwahati and he was suffering from cancer. He sang this song for Supriya a girl he loved more than anything and anyone in the world. Unfortunately she didn’t return his love but this song was something he felt he had to do. He died just 15 days after recording this song. ( awesome song!! ♥ ♥ )

Oh love of mine, with a song and a whine, You’re harsh and divine like truths and a lie. But the tale ends not here I have nothing to fear for my love is a yell of forgiving and hold on.
In the bright emptiness, in a room full of it, is a cruel mistress - my heart! I feel this unrest, that nests all hollowness, for I have nowhere to go and I’m cold.
And I feel so lonely yeah… There’s a better place than this: emptiness. And I’m so lonely yeah… There’s a better place than this: emptiness yeah…
Aa.. aa.. aa…
Tune mere jaana.., kabhi nahin jaana.., Ishq mera, dard mera.. haaye.. Tune mere jaana, kabhi nahin jaana, Ishq mera, dard mera
Aashiq tera… Bheed mein khoya rehta hai… Jaane jahaan…. Poocho toh itna kehta hai -
That I feel so lonely yeah… There’s a better place than this: emptiness… And I’m so lonely yeah… There’s a better place than this: emptiness yeah… ya..
Aa.. aa.. aa…
Source : http://abhishek-bit.blogspot.com/2010/11/lyrics-of-emptinesslonely-rohan-rathore.html

Software Dev. Lifecycle - Emotions

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 21:57:16 +0530

Software Dev. Lifecycle - Emotions

Mail of The Year : True Love Story

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:10:00 +0530

A boy and a girl were in love. When the girl’s father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl’s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them . At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper… Her father said “If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly.” So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot… The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock..

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly. Two nights later, the girl’s mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter’s dress as soon as possible.. But her mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the same dream , he also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.. She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up…. and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl. She asked “What is this…?” The old lady replied

…

.. “This is Nirma Washing Powder” “Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye, Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye, sabki pasand nirma Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma..Nirma” 10 ka 1, do pe ek free

I know how you all are feeling now… I have been through this too. I’m also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me keep smiling !!!!!! and Keep Forwarding This message to your friends!!!

Tintumon Revolution

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:47:52 +0530

dkris:

DOSA

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa

NO FREEZE LIQUID

Teacher: ‘Name a liquid that will not freeze”
Tintumon: ‘Hot water’

10 BOARD EXAM

After writing 10th standard board exam 10 times and failing repeatedly, Tintumon send his PEN to the examination board with a note
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“Surrendered!”

MARRIAGE PROPOSAL

Tintumon: I went to your house to talk about our marriage… I dont think its going to work out…
Tintumol :Why, did you meet my dad ?
Tintumon: No, I met your sister.

CHASE

Tintumol: Why do you boys chase girls if u have no plans of marrying them??
Tintumon: For fun…Do you think people run behind buses only because they want a ride ?

REVENGE

Achan: My dear son…..What do u do to releave ur sorrows after i scold u ?
Tintumon: I wash my toilet
Achan: How does that help u??
Tintumon: I clean it with your toothbrush!!!

BEGGAR

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ??

PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
Professor: “i dont understand anything”
Tintumon: “same 2 you”

MOTHER

Father to Tintumon: Why can’t you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

BHAKSHANAM

Tintumon: ‘Papa.. i want to tell you one thing ..’
Father: “You should not speak while eating…’

(After eating)

Father: Ok… now tell?
Tintumon: There was a lizard in your food ,papa…!!!!!!

LKG-TINTUMON

Teacher :
“To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare) ”
Tintumon : “Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)…….. ”

CHEMISTRY

Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : “Filomina” …… {Name of a famous actoress(comedian) in Mollywood}

DINESHAN

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon: Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan {the nation}