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Software Dev. Lifecycle - Emotions

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 21:57:16 +0530

Software Dev. Lifecycle - Emotions

Mail of The Year : True Love Story

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:10:00 +0530

A boy and a girl were in love. When the girl’s father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl’s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them . At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper… Her father said “If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly.” So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot… The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock..

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly. Two nights later, the girl’s mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter’s dress as soon as possible.. But her mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the same dream , he also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.. She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up…. and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl. She asked “What is this…?” The old lady replied

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.. “This is Nirma Washing Powder” “Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye, Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye, sabki pasand nirma Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma..Nirma” 10 ka 1, do pe ek free

I know how you all are feeling now… I have been through this too. I’m also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me keep smiling !!!!!! and Keep Forwarding This message to your friends!!!

Tintumon Revolution

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:47:52 +0530

dkris:

DOSA

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa

NO FREEZE LIQUID

Teacher: ‘Name a liquid that will not freeze”
Tintumon: ‘Hot water’

10 BOARD EXAM

After writing 10th standard board exam 10 times and failing repeatedly, Tintumon send his PEN to the examination board with a note
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“Surrendered!”

MARRIAGE PROPOSAL

Tintumon: I went to your house to talk about our marriage… I dont think its going to work out…
Tintumol :Why, did you meet my dad ?
Tintumon: No, I met your sister.

CHASE

Tintumol: Why do you boys chase girls if u have no plans of marrying them??
Tintumon: For fun…Do you think people run behind buses only because they want a ride ?

REVENGE

Achan: My dear son…..What do u do to releave ur sorrows after i scold u ?
Tintumon: I wash my toilet
Achan: How does that help u??
Tintumon: I clean it with your toothbrush!!!

BEGGAR

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ??

PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
Professor: “i dont understand anything”
Tintumon: “same 2 you”

MOTHER

Father to Tintumon: Why can’t you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

BHAKSHANAM

Tintumon: ‘Papa.. i want to tell you one thing ..’
Father: “You should not speak while eating…’

(After eating)

Father: Ok… now tell?
Tintumon: There was a lizard in your food ,papa…!!!!!!

LKG-TINTUMON

Teacher :
“To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare) ”
Tintumon : “Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)…….. ”

CHEMISTRY

Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : “Filomina” …… {Name of a famous actoress(comedian) in Mollywood}

DINESHAN

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon: Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan {the nation}

Diplomacy at its best!

Sun, 31 May 2009 23:28:43 +0530

dkris:

Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are travelling
in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The
women and Manmohan are sitting there looking
perplexed.

Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from
an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and
nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharaf
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia
instead and got slapped.

Musharaf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:
if this train goes through another tunnel I will make
another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again

"Not My Job" AWARD.

Sun, 31 May 2009 23:28:39 +0530

sathyabhat:

Presenting THIS YEAR’S “Not My Job” AWARD
And the winner is …..
National Highway Department (Painting Division)

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5 Essential Plugins for Multi-Author Wordpress Blogs

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 08:13:08 +0530

5 Essential Plugins for Multi-Author Wordpress Blogs:

sathyabhat:

Got multiple authors? Get these plugins!

keshav: Men are so simple!

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:24:08 +0530

keshav:

Men are so simple!

Nice Thought for the Day

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:21:51 +0530

Entrepreneurs don’t need degrees like lawyers and doctors do. They are credentialed by virtue of their track record. The first startup is hard but if they make that one work, they end up with something much better than a college degree. They have a notch in their belt. They’ve got a track record of success. Even if the first one is a failure, I’d say that they’ve got something more than a degree. They’ve shown they can start something from nothing, build a team, a product, and maybe even a business

Itz a snap from http://www.avc.com/a_vc/2009/02/one-thing-you-dont-need-to-be-an-entrepreneur-a-college-degree.html . read more from there :)

(via picluvinchic)

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 03:08:30 +0530

(via picluvinchic)

pratham: How to confuse an Idiot

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:28:30 +0530

pratham:

How to confuse an Idiot

"My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that “WTF” means “Wow, That’s Funny” and has..."

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:23:46 +0530

“My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that “WTF” means “Wow, That’s Funny” and has been using it all over the internet.”

- One Sentence archive - story #2566 (via sathyabhat)

Gmail can harm ur Computer LOL

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:18:24 +0530

Gmail can harm ur Computer LOL

My name is Ramalinga Raju

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:14:53 +0530

Take tone of My name is Anthony Gonsalves from Amar Akbar Anthony and sing this song………………………………………………

My name is Ramalinga Raju
main Satyam ka Lootera (Thief) hoon
Khaate (Accounts) hai khaali, Balance sheets jaali (fake)
satyam employees ki bhi watt laga daali
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jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye
jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye
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Hyderabad police chowki, jholi(ssorry…kholi) number 420

ACCUSE ME PLEASE

abhi abhi jail ke andar ek company kholi hai, aji kholi hai,haan
haankholi
hai
investors ne bhi lagayi bad chad kar boli hai, haan boli hai, haan haan
boli hai
jailor bhi raazi, qaidi bhi raazi
Jab tak chalegi yeh jaalsaazi
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jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye
jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye
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.Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry…kholi) number 420

ACCUSE ME PLEASE

Obama Fair and Lovely Effect [ Mail Forward ]

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:13:30 +0530

Obama Fair and Lovely Effect [ Mail Forward ]

Haircut: Mail Junk

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:32:17 +0530

freya:

THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON….

ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY
THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES:

‘I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I
AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.’

THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.

NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,

THERE IS A ‘THANK YOU’ CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

A POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE
CUT..

BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: ‘I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM
DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.

THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.

THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD
AND A DOZEN DONUTS ARE WAITING AT HIS DOOR.
AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE
BARBER AFTER THE CUT.

BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: ‘I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM
DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE. ‘

THE INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES.

THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,

GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE…?

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CAN YOU GUESS?
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TRY TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

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COME ON, THINK LIKE AN INDIAN……………..
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A DOZEN INDIANS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT!

Funny Song that I hear this year :)

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:34:07 +0530

Funny Song that I hear this year :)

sathyabhat: Bush farewell Dinner :D

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 07:26:10 +0530

sathyabhat:

Bush farewell Dinner :D

s4ur4bh: New security levels for President Bush.

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 13:09:10 +0530

s4ur4bh:

New security levels for President Bush.

"(11:57:23 PM) amit kadam kadam: hi (11:57:37 PM) amit kadam kadam: do u need..."

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 13:06:11 +0530

“(11:57:23 PM) amit kadam kadam: hi
(11:57:37 PM) amit kadam kadam: do u need hosting ?
(11:57:56 PM) sathya: no
(11:57:58 PM) sathya: have a vps
(11:58:04 PM) amit kadam kadam: ohhkkk
(11:58:07 PM) sathya: do YOU want hosting?”

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Teacher threatens to call the cops over Linux

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:53:01 +0530

Teacher threatens to call the cops over Linux:

sathyabhat:

A teacher has threatened to call the police after finding students using Linux in her classroom. She went mad in a letter to the HeliOS Project threatening to report it to the police for distributing…